Why Your Pointy Haired Boss Is A Mathematical Certainty :: MarkTAW.com

This is really awesome: Why Your Pointy Haired Boss Is A Mathematical Certainty :: MarkTAW.com (found it at metafilter.com)

Here’s the source data: OCCUPATIONAL EMPLOYMENT AND WAGES, MAY 2003

There are 770 astronomers in the US, 700 geographers, half a million lawyers (making on average 107k$ a year), twelve thousand athletes (making on average $90k a year, man that profession is top heavy), and 15,000 slot key persons. (I think that last one is a casino position, but I’m not sure.)

What would be really cool would be if they had the standard deviation of each profession’s yearly income.

USATODAY.com – U.S. students say press freedoms go too far

USATODAY.com – U.S. students say press freedoms go too far: “The survey of 112,003 students finds that 36% believe newspapers should get ‘government approval’ of stories before publishing; 51% say they should be able to publish freely; 13% have no opinion.”

In other news, 36% of those 112,003 students need to reread their Constitution. (Or they may have been not taking the survey seriously as high schoolers are wont to do.

*This blog post was not approved by the government.*

Breakin’ Down the Walls of Heartache by Johnny Johnson and the Bandwagon lyrics

UPDATE: Updated lyrics can be found here.
Another public service, because these lyrics aren’t on the net as far as I can tell. Please comment if you suggestions/corrections. I know I don’t have them right in a couple places.

Breakin’ Down the Walls of Heartache
By Johnny Johnson and the Bandwagon

Like a madman I’m up in the morning,
headin’ for the walls of heartache.
Working everyday, bringing home a/the pail of heartbreak.

You look down and the walls are higher*
They are built from the tears you’re cryin.
Oh, I got to bring it back,
I’m workin’ til the day I’m dyin (oh, yeah!)

Breakin’ down the walls of heartache, baby
I’m a carpenter of love and affection!
Breaking down the walls of heartache, baby
Got to tear down all the loneliness and tears
and build you up a house of love.

Yeah!
Breakin’ down the walls of heartache, baby
Shakin’ down the walls of heartache!
Shakin’ down the walls of heartache!

Brick by brick, I’m tearin’ them down!
Yeah, lonely night, my name is given(?)
Chip-chippin’ at the walls of heartache.
Callin’ out your name.
Go with a pail of heartbreak

And the faces there before me,
writing on and no tomorrow?
Your letter of goodbye,
is written on the walls of the heartache.
Oh yeah!

Breakin’ down the walls of heartache, baby
I’m a carpenter of love and affection
Breakin’ down the walls of heartache, baby
Got to tear down all the loneliness and tears
and build you up a house of love.
Yeah!

Breakin’ down the walls of heartache, baby. (Yeah yeah!)
Shakin’ down the walls of heartache!
Shakin’ down the walls of heartache!
Shakin’ down the walls of heartache!

Tearin’ them down,
Tearin’ them down,
watch me baby!
I’m a carpenter!
A carpenter of love!
Love and affection!
Brick by brick, tearing them down!

*Update: “You look down and the walls are higher” suggested by Anonymous on 4/13/2005

Superbowl Prognostications

I started a thread on my friend’s message board, Clever Nothing. If you post on this thread:

Clever Nothing :: View topic – Official Superbowl Prognostication Thread your prediction for the superbowl final score and winner you may win $(100-n) (Must have paypal). N is the number of unique posters after my post, so make a prediction already! (Of course, I’m betting on the fact that nobody will get this right.)

These are the predictions so far:

rajah- My prediction: 27-13, Patriots crush the Eagles.

Chook Cheek- I’ll give it a shot. Patriots 27-23.

orthodox defenestrator= Patriots win 21-17

heatkernel-27-13, Eagles crush the Patriots, defying expectations.

rwellor-21 to 17… Iggles…

Graymouser-Eagles win 28-21, pretty-boy Tom Brady becomes a permanent part of the field…

mach5potato-27 to 17 Pats.

mopreme-i got to go with that pats 35-17

redbeard- 26 – 12 Patriots, whoever the hell they are. Being named after a missile, they have to be good. What game is this again?

etymxris-43 – 13. Not sure who’s going to win, but I’m being pessimistic. It’ll probably be over by halftime, just like the last two playoff games.

dogslaughter-The Eagles, 24 – 17.

webturbo-Patriots all the way.31 – 24

xthecritic-27-24 pats

KeyKatcher

Matt over at PolySciFi posted about keykatchers: keykatcher on PolySciFi Blog

Jp makes the good point that the software ones can also track mouse movements and clicks, but those require admin rights to install. This is way easier to just put on the keyboard cord. It’s too bad these things will be tiny as shit in about 3 years. Please be aware people!

Daunte Culpepper ungifts necklace from paralyzed teen

SI.com – NFL – Culpepper ungifts necklace from paralyzed teen – Wednesday February 2, 2005 8:24PM

First time I’ve seen “ungifts” used as a word. Man, I love the English language. This also reminds me of my haircut last week. I gave the woman a $13 tip when I meant to tip $4 (grabbed a $10 instead of a $1). Once I had realized what I’d done, I thought a few seconds about retrieving it, but she had already gone upstairs and I didn’t care anymore. Plus, it would’ve been awkward getting it back. However, I did decide that if it had been a $20 instead of a $10, I definitely would’ve gotten it back and to relieve any latent cognitive dissonance I must say that it’s a damn good haircut.