“I Shit My Pants”: Spontaneous Ancient Literary Structure in Modern Day Colloquial Speech

This is so awesome, you must read the whole thing, but here’s the chiasmus:
The form of this chiasmus may be more readily apparent if we indent the middle two lines. Thus:
03: I was at the grocery store.
04: Where I just shit my pants.
05: I SHIT MY PANTS!
06: At the grocery store.

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