I wonder how long it will be before Solid Neon is giving High-impact physics lessons.

“NEWTON’S LAWS

• Objects in motion stay in motion – such as a car falling from a crane. Objects at rest stay at rest – such as a parking lot.

• The bigger you are, the harder you hit – such as a 2,500-pound car on a parking lot as opposed to a golf ball on the classroom floor. This explains why junior Emily Varnes wanted to see the crane drop a bus.

• For every action, there’s a reaction – like the smashed-up front ends of two sports cars.”

UPDATE: Fixed the dead link. Thanks, Jody!