one of my coworkers just came over and asked me “Roger, did you fart?”
I sniffed the air and said I don’t think so. (I had though.)
Me: “I think it’s food somebody made.”
Her: “It smells like a bowl of turds over by my cube.”
Me: “Yeah, I think it’s some asian food.”
That got a nice laugh out of the local cube farm.
I really do think it was food though. My farts are usually more rotten
than that. You gotta love the fermented vegetable asian get out of
jail free card though. Don’t leave home without it.
I just farted.
Me too.
I remember one time I was in a line up of 4 people. While I was waiting I really had to fart. Way to much beer and chicken wings the night before.
I let go this fart that was actually very hot and clammy when it came out and when the smell hit my nose I almost puked. I am not shitting you when I say that I could have made a maggot gag. Well the guy behind me got the first whiff of this noxious smell and says very loud for all to hear ” I don’t know who just shit their pants but you should go to the hospital man as it smells like something crawled up your ass and died.”
Well now I am roaring with laughter making a comment or 2 myself to deflect that fact that it was me who shit myself when the girl in the lineup says “Good God, that’s thick. You can almost taste it.
That was it I lost it. Everybody in the place including the new guy who walked in was pissing ourselves laughing. Good bunch of people considering I could have killed them had the smell been anymore terrible. Just thought I would tell ya my little story.
6killers, that’s great! LOved it! Thanks for sharing!