My roommate just made this. Isn’t it great? They should’ve had a few of these on the island the first Survivor was on. That would’ve made it more interesting.

Personally, I’ve always been disappointed that king crabs aren’t similar in proportion to, say, the Chesapeake blue crab. Imagine king crab legs in a blue crab body type. The body would probably be close to a meter wide. It’d be so sweet to release a crustacean tank onto a crowded beach and watch beachgoers flee in panic.

Roger will probably make some comment about Flemish Giants now.