Kosuke Fukudome Central League MVP, will probably sign with a major league team this offseason.
I expect that we could have intentional pronunciation manglings. I’m waiting to see if we’ll have “Fuck you do me!” *clapclapclapclapclap* “Fuck you do me!” *clapclapclapclapclap* chants echoing around some ballpark.
I think that some team should offer to build a stadium called the FukuDome for him to play in. Natually, Chan Ho Park would immediately begin looking for a similar deal.